when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in
professor: bring a picture of the person that you love
me: excellent which one should I print out
woof woof wats for lunch lol
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
more antigravity dipper and wendy haha
FUTURE FISH IN MY ASS
- 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
- Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
- Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
- Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!